Game – Movie Review: Mortal Kombat II (2026)
Does it follow the all-important sequel rule of the three Bs? Bigger, bolder, and better? Or is it just another Mortal Kombat: Annihilation?
Game – Movie Adaptions
Horror Movie Review: The Mortuary Assistant (2026)
Directed by Jeremiah Kipp from a screenplay by Tracee Beebe and Brian Clarke, The Mortuary Assistant is based on a video game of the same name.
Game – Movie Review: Return to Silent Hill (2026)
What we have here is the Silent Hill 2 shell and nothing more. All story depth is missing, all character depth is missing (shockingly in some cases), and any attempt to deal with heavy themes is lost in a miasma of safe ideas and unconvincing plot choices.
Game – Movie Review: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (2025)
Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 is what you get when a lack of imagination runs into a lack of effort, where the mindset is torn between pointless lore obsession and super-sanitised Blumhouse scares.
Game – Movie Review: Borderlands (2024)
Borderlands is a bad film, but the reasons as to why are a bit complicated, and it all stems from the stupid attempt to appeal to a mainstream audience with a game franchise that doesn’t have mainstream appeal.
Game – Movie Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
There’s nothing complex, nothing to analysis, and nothing to get outraged about. Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is an entertaining watch, but that doesn’t mean it completely lacks depth.
Game – Movie Review: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)
Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike, what an absolute pile of rubbish this is. Featuring a story that is insultingly bad, awful animation, terrible voice acting, and has the audacity to go on for 80 bloody minutes.
Game – Movie Review: Five Nights At Freddy’s (2023)
Five Nights at Freddy’s, an adaption of the video game franchise of the same name, that aims for mass appeal and ends up being wholly unremarkable. A film that does little to excite or offend, sitting squarely in the middle as a competent adaption and sanitised horror movie.